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PORN

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What is pornography?  Ok this is not going to be the beginning  of every  Geography topic  where they always begi n with the definition.  Like  what is the geography? What is weather? What is mass wasting?  No!  So, let  me start by  making some things clear: 1. 1  i am not a porn addict. . 2.This is not me coming out to you guys and saying that I am interested in the career of becoming a porn star. Even though I make jokes about being a porn star and I end up laughing about. NO, this is not it 3.This not me writing on the effects of porn and telling you not to watch if you like  doing  so ( which I highly recommend  not to watch porn ) . If you are old enough to find yourself on this page, reading this then by now I bet you know the long term eff ects of watching porn 4.Continue reading down below …   PART ONE: “MUM IS THIS YOUR BOOB?” When was the first time that I watched porn? Let me start by  what I kne...

The Curse of This Rain

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🎶Mood: Bed Peace(feat. Childish Gambino) — Jhené Aiko Current Weather: Rain   Current  Mood: Aaaaarghhhhh!!!! *insert curse words here* Why can't rain just drop all at once like a sheet and then it becomes sunny again. Ever since the supermoon, the weather changed from hot and sunny to cold and wet. And because of the rain, I get out of the house less. When I get out I wish I did not step out in the first place becaus eof the following expected reasons: 1. MUD EVERYWHERE . My shoes will go out looking all clean like Miley circa 2007 and then when I go back, they are all dirty and unnoticed like Miley circa 2013 *Enjoy this artistic shot :)* 2. WETNESS. I want to get for the right reasons not from the rain. And also when I reach the house that is when the rain stops. 3. FEAR OF DYING FROM A LIGHTNING STRIKE . I want to die a normal death and not from a lightning strike because I was wearing a red clothing. 4. PRICES RISE. Especially bus fares. 5. NO LIGHTS. Just when my ph...

My November Playlist

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Sorry for the silence guys. I have been going through a lot lately. I am fine. But away from me, how are you guys. I hope you had a great October and a very scary  Halloween. I sure I did not :) So I wanted to do a simple post. Actually I have never done this. So here is a my playlist of   EIGHT songs that I think you will like. If you have any of the songs already, then we are one in regards to our music taste. Feel free to comment that song  that you feel that I should listen to.  1. Come on Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners 2. Grigio Girls by Lady Gaga 3. Consideration by Rihanna 4. Come Get Her by Rae Smmerud 5 . Pity Party by Melanie Martinez 6. Love, Money, Party( feat. Big Sean ) by Miley Cyrus  7. Highlights by Kanye West 8. Ghost by Halsey There is a variety of genres. If this list is too mainstream for you. Dont fret. Another post will be coming up with notso known singers. So yeah. I will see you guys. And yes, I will not vanish again for another...

My First weeks in College

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HI GUYS , I don’t know if you have noticed this but I have not been posting over here for such a long time that it became worrying. No, I am not dead and still alive very alive in fact. I have just been busy settling in my new chapter of life which the title makes it very clear: college life. I am in the University of Nairobi. I am not going to mention the course because it will be easier for you to track me down and know who I am. I like giving out challenges. HAHAHA. Anyway, I am three weeks in and I find it okay. Excited, would least be used to describe me when I got the admission letter. It was three days prior to filming the YouTube video in the previous post and five days prior to the school’s registrations day. I didn’t attend the registration day because my dad had ‘connections’ and he could have the process hastened. PS : This is my first time using the word haste in a work. LOL all you want I don’t care. Two days later, I had to go for orientation.  This lasted three day...

THINGS PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY ARE SHOCKED

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Things I want to do before this year ends

1. Be HAPPY ALWAYS 2. Being positive 3. Posting YouTube Videos every week 4. Try to be consistent with my blog 5. Similar to (3) i want to make vlogs 6. Try out new things 7. Let my hair grow( lol i shaved!) 8. Respect everyone's boundaries. I dont want to piss of people anymore. 9. Learn new things. 10. Learn how to photoshop.

OUTGROWING PEOPLE

CAN YOU OUTGROW PEOPLE? THE answer sadly is yes.   When I was small I had these shoes that I loved. At  least I thought so at that time.  Those shoes were white sport shoes that used to light whenever I moved about. I was fascinated by the way they light up which amused everyone else as well.  I  remember  how kids my own age would want to have that pair. That made me feel  proud of myself. And that pair an important part of my life.  A sentimental piece.   Days passed turning in  to  weeks and months. My fascination start ed  dying.  The  razzle  dazzle of the shoe fizzled out. The lights became dimmer and dimmer. And my feet started growing out. They started to wear out. That is when I knew that I had let them go. LOL! I almost typed let  it  go. I got new shoes eventually. These ones had springs at the heel. They were neon green and Nike. The springs made me achieve a ‘bounce’ every time I walked in ...

Sunny Daze

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It's been a while since I posted over here.  So I started taking pics of nature. Mainly flowers and trees. Photography is just an interest that popped up in my mind. Some of the pics you might have seen on my Instagram but not all of these are on my gram. I hope that you guys will enjoy this.

I HATE WAKING UP

"I HATE WAKING UP!" That's me every morning. I hate waking up just like everyone who hates waking up. Some wise person once said that the greatest battle that one faces everyday is to wake up. And that's the one battles that I lose everyday. The problem is not waking up. The problem is the transition between opening my eyes and my brain being alert. The reason is;  1. I hate the feeling of losing the warmth that accumulated in my bed 2. I hate stretching and yawning 3. I hate the morning cold 4. I hate the confusion that comes with waking up. Like I don't even know what is going on. I have also learnt that there is nothing good about waking up besides making people think that I  didn't die in my sleep.  Gotta go set the alarm to 5am.

10 THINGS THAT YOU CAN DRINK

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1. Water, its healthy 2. Apple Juice 3. Orange Juice 4. Coca Cola not coke 5. Salted walter 6. Fanta 7. Alcohol and Beer 8. Absinthe 9. Antacid 10. Olive Oil i have drank all of the above things in my life.