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an apocalyptic playlist

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The world was meant to end on Saturday but it didn't. That continues to show you that men are just liars because it was a man who had said th end of the world is there. Aside from all that, I prepared a playlist incase of an apocalpyse. Kanye West - Power Katy Perry - Legendary Lovers Lorde - Supercut Fergie - Enchanté Wiz Khalifa - See You Again (feat. Charlie Puth) Helen Shapiro - You Don't Know Lana Del Rey - Heroin Paramore - Pool

Paramore's no friend

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i felt this song. also,listen to their album After Laughter , it is such a good album. Other songs that I liked from the album: -Rose Colored Boy -Pool -Told You So -Hard Times -Idle Worship -Caught In The Middle

THE WORLD ENDS TODAY

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Hi Guys, I am back again. I have been away because I have been feeling blue lately and that is why I haven’t posted anything and not even updated this month’s playlist. So today is the day The World  supposedly  is ending. I am sure that  is just some conspiracy by the government to stop me  from buying and using the iPhone X and also stoppin g me from seeing Kylie’s baby. Whether it is true or not, h ere are just some of the things that I think that  you  need to do before  the world ends: S tirring beef and unnecessary drama with your contacts because the world ends today. Or, stirring panic by sending a text that looks like this  I KNOW WHAT YOU DID YOU FUCK. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS. GO TO HELL.  After this, your turn off your phone for the whole day and wait to see them in hell. Deleting your browser’s history. Or if you are in a far way better mood, you can upload your browsers’ histories for the whole world to see. Leak them nudes.😍😜💦 Streak around town. Track your former teacher d

Househelp drama

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Just when I thought that she was one of the good ones that  is  when the drama began. This is a story on one of the many househelps that have been  employed and stayed  in my house.  And when I say ‘in my house’ I am referring to my parent’s house because this is Africa and parents own everything you have. The type  of house help that we had was the one that started off being nice and punctual and then a few  week s later their true intentions we re revealed.  Her name was Grace and she  was short and slender and had been gotten from an agency that advertised themselves as ‘Prayerful Hardworking Bible-thumping Church-going Christian House-girls Bureau’ and their motto was (yes, they even had a motto) “Work Hard Pray Hard”. The moment my mother saw this she was convinced that it was probably  the best place to get a help who would make Mother Teresa look bad . When she came with Grace on one Sunday afternoon, she was dressed to the knees and only her face could be seen. She even covered

September Playlist

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Michael Jackson's Bad Album Dua Lipa - Room for 2 Taylor Swift - Look what you made me do Logic - 1-800 (ft. Alessia Cara, Khalid) Keiynan Lonsdale - Good Life Halsey - Bad At Love