DEWITTS BRYAN

this is for my future self to look back to. and i have enjoyed being 18 and the freedom that comes with it even though in personal perspective it is limited. i have had good times and bad times 

Today, this happened? yup! A monkey decided to visit me.  I was just in bed on my phone when I first saw. But at first all I saw was a blur because it moved so fast. My curtains were drawn then. At the moment, I was confused at what had happened and then i went to my window and then I saw it lying between the tiles of the room probaly farting. it spotted me and then tried to run away  After I took this picture, I honestly do not know where it went because I went outside to get a shot of it and it had gone away.  Boo-hoo!

A continution to Every time we have guests May 12 2017 1. I am a little bit sad cause Angel Mum™ is now gone. 2. I eat the  leftovers of their snacks. 3. Turn the volume to maximum. 4. Wear shorts. 5. Make sure that they are really gone so that I can do the above. 6. Fart. 7. Charge my phone which by then its empty. 8. Finally talk with whoever. 9. Turn on my RBF™ 10. Sing out loud song even when I do not know lyrics. 11. Sit the way I want on the couch. 12. Finally watch tv without minding the R-rated scenes.

l whether dead or alive biological or adoptive thanks for being a mother born to survive doing thing with a good motive thanks for being a mother <3

1. My mum becomes good and an angel.😇 2. Listenning to music or tv is limitied cause it might cause disturbance. 3. I greet them with plastic smiles.😁 4. I am at my best behaviour. I even say "welcome" when they walk in. 5.  It is funny how calm the house can be even though less than a minute before everyone was shouting the minds off.🔇 6. They drink tea and if there is bread ot any other think that is beverage compatible they will eat as well.🐸☕️ 7. I am on my phone. Just like now😂 8. The house is clean and smells good.Most of the time it smells of farts 💨   9. Most of the conversation I have with any of my family members is with our eyes.👀 10. I think a lot to the point I remember a joke and then I start smiling.💭 11. I end up looking like a creep! 😶 12. I change my outfit because I spend most of my time in shorts so if you think I wear jeans 24/7 ISSA BIG LIE.👔👖

1. Made 26 posts in  April This month I have done the most that I have ever done. I have written everyday apart from the days that I was unwell.  2. Went for 3 auditions Booking gigs is hard. That is if you do not know what they want or you just have a vague idea. As of now, I have not made through with any of the three.  3. Books I read Books yess!! I have read a few books this month. I reread Connor Franta's A Work in Progress . New books to add to your shelves,whether it is virtual or physical , is E.Lockhart's We Are Liars and Becky Albertalli's Simon vs The Homo Sapiens Agenda which by the way the filming is already done and the film. 4. Wrote 3 poems. I put my poetry skills to good use and wrote about being sad. 5.Excited by Halsey's new album HALSEY HALSEY HALSEY!!! She has a new album due to be released on June 2 just one month away two days after my birthday. She just released the tracklist on  twitter ...

Songs that you MAY want to listen to *laughs cause I made a pun*

I just reread the title and it sounds like I did meth. Nope! I don't drugs! Yesterday I kinda stepped out of my bedroom and took a walk outside. I ended up at a place which for the meantime will remain disclosed. Don't worry I will reveal the deets in future. I ended up almost 40km away from home.😂😂😂😂 That explains the pictures I put up yesterday cause I was deadass tired. I met H who I had mentioned in an  earlier  post and now I know her name. HAAA!!! Take that mind for easily forgetting people's names. And we are now no longer strangers. We are even past the level of acquintances. Not so bad for an introvert-who-has-anxiety-and-hides-behind-his-keyboard.  We talked about a lot of things like for a long time. We talk about being new at adulting and how being broke has made us tough, how I shaved my mustache and cut my lip and many other stuff that I would not tell anyone on a second encounter. Somehow, we are similar in many ways!!! I am s...