DEWITTS BRYAN

1. Be HAPPY ALWAYS 2. Being positive 3. Posting YouTube Videos every week 4. Try to be consistent with my blog 5. Similar to (3) i want to make vlogs 6. Try out new things 7. Let my hair grow( lol i shaved!) 8. Respect everyone's boundaries. I dont want to piss of people anymore. 9. Learn new things. 10. Learn how to photoshop.

CAN YOU OUTGROW PEOPLE? THE answer sadly is yes.   When I was small I had these shoes that I loved. At  least I thought so at that time.  Those shoes were white sport shoes that used to light whenever I moved about. I was fascinated by the way they light up which amused everyone else as well.  I  remember  how kids my own age would want to have that pair. That made me feel  proud of myself. And that pair an important part of my life.  A sentimental piece.   Days passed turning in  to  weeks and months. My fascination start ed  dying.  The  razzle  dazzle of the shoe fizzled out. The lights became dimmer and dimmer. And my feet started growing out. They started to wear out. That is when I knew that I had let them go. LOL! I almost typed let  it  go. I got new shoes eventually. These ones had springs at the heel. They were neon green and Nike. The springs made me achieve a ‘bounce’ every time I walked in ...

It's been a while since I posted over here.  So I started taking pics of nature. Mainly flowers and trees. Photography is just an interest that popped up in my mind. Some of the pics you might have seen on my Instagram but not all of these are on my gram. I hope that you guys will enjoy this.

"I HATE WAKING UP!" That's me every morning. I hate waking up just like everyone who hates waking up. Some wise person once said that the greatest battle that one faces everyday is to wake up. And that's the one battles that I lose everyday. The problem is not waking up. The problem is the transition between opening my eyes and my brain being alert. The reason is;  1. I hate the feeling of losing the warmth that accumulated in my bed 2. I hate stretching and yawning 3. I hate the morning cold 4. I hate the confusion that comes with waking up. Like I don't even know what is going on. I have also learnt that there is nothing good about waking up besides making people think that I  didn't die in my sleep.  Gotta go set the alarm to 5am.

1. Water, its healthy 2. Apple Juice 3. Orange Juice 4. Coca Cola not coke 5. Salted walter 6. Fanta 7. Alcohol and Beer 8. Absinthe 9. Antacid 10. Olive Oil i have drank all of the above things in my life. 

I guess you have seen the video above. In the video you will notice that there are a lot of frames where Justin is being sketched on and doodled on but you cannot see all of them. So here are some of my best frames from the video that i find hilarious And Lastly,

it might have been at one or noon when i took three sips of  bluemoon  the first one big enough to fill a spoon the second one like a goon and as for the third one it was so soon this is what you get when you are too kind easily succumb to pressure and self control is left behind all of a sudden my path was hard to find and then i thought i was going blind  kissing the ground was not what i had in mind woke up surrounded by familiar faces in my living room surrounded by familiar vases the song playing was Lana Del Rey's Off The Races despite the move between the two places i was happy that my friends still had their graces i was lucky because no one else was around as i was dragged home safe and sound my friends told me that we were almost found— by our neighbour who had a face like a hound and they played it cool by being in the round never will i ever i do such a mistake  enough to put my life at stake since i had a shrunk liver the next morning when the sun was aw...

How many times have you ever said "...over my dead body"  "...not even in a million years" "I will never.." "Catch me dead if I..." And so on and so on. I usually swear in the morning that I will not do something but by the time it is like at noon. I find myself doing it.  That something can be; >texting >listening to music >taking selfies in the toilet >watching only ONE YouTube video >be happy But then I end up not living to my expectations by watching numerous videos. I am that type of person who goes to YouTube to watch a video by Caspar Lee and ten videos later I am watching videos on Pregnant Teens(yikes!!) So what I am trying to say is that. We cannot all stick to a plan that we made ourselves. Just when you make plans, God laughs . Not everything will fall into place the way you want it to be.  Years back, I quit social media saying I would never come back again. Look at me now tweeting and snapping my weirdness. The though...

Not all the things that I will mention are weird but it all depends with you level of weirdness 1. When that person I hate, farts in public and the everyone attacks him. 2. When the story of that same person  farting spreads around such that in 10 minutes everyone knows. 3. When I get to finish the last roll of tissue. 4. When I see my pal winning/slaying and I can't help but be proud. 5. When my friends support me. 6. When I get the last thing of everything that is good e.g the last slice of pizza . 7. When my revenge plan works out well. 8. When someone says "be like Bryan he is always good...." 9. When someone you hate dies in a series/Tv show/book/real life(just kidding) 10. When someone gets my sarcasm. 11. When I see my face as someone's profile picture that works only if you're my friend but if it is someone else then that is creepy. 12. When I win in an argument or when I diss someone to the point no comeback is applicable. 13. When I blame someone and I g...