DEWITTS BRYAN

this is for my future self to look back to. and i have enjoyed being 18 and the freedom that comes with it even though in personal perspective it is limited. i have had good times and bad times 

Today, this happened? yup! A monkey decided to visit me.  I was just in bed on my phone when I first saw. But at first all I saw was a blur because it moved so fast. My curtains were drawn then. At the moment, I was confused at what had happened and then i went to my window and then I saw it lying between the tiles of the room probaly farting. it spotted me and then tried to run away  After I took this picture, I honestly do not know where it went because I went outside to get a shot of it and it had gone away.  Boo-hoo!

A continution to Every time we have guests May 12 2017 1. I am a little bit sad cause Angel Mum™ is now gone. 2. I eat the  leftovers of their snacks. 3. Turn the volume to maximum. 4. Wear shorts. 5. Make sure that they are really gone so that I can do the above. 6. Fart. 7. Charge my phone which by then its empty. 8. Finally talk with whoever. 9. Turn on my RBF™ 10. Sing out loud song even when I do not know lyrics. 11. Sit the way I want on the couch. 12. Finally watch tv without minding the R-rated scenes.

l whether dead or alive biological or adoptive thanks for being a mother born to survive doing thing with a good motive thanks for being a mother <3

1. My mum becomes good and an angel.😇 2. Listenning to music or tv is limitied cause it might cause disturbance. 3. I greet them with plastic smiles.😁 4. I am at my best behaviour. I even say "welcome" when they walk in. 5.  It is funny how calm the house can be even though less than a minute before everyone was shouting the minds off.🔇 6. They drink tea and if there is bread ot any other think that is beverage compatible they will eat as well.🐸☕️ 7. I am on my phone. Just like now😂 8. The house is clean and smells good.Most of the time it smells of farts 💨   9. Most of the conversation I have with any of my family members is with our eyes.👀 10. I think a lot to the point I remember a joke and then I start smiling.💭 11. I end up looking like a creep! 😶 12. I change my outfit because I spend most of my time in shorts so if you think I wear jeans 24/7 ISSA BIG LIE.👔👖

1. Made 26 posts in  April This month I have done the most that I have ever done. I have written everyday apart from the days that I was unwell.  2. Went for 3 auditions Booking gigs is hard. That is if you do not know what they want or you just have a vague idea. As of now, I have not made through with any of the three.  3. Books I read Books yess!! I have read a few books this month. I reread Connor Franta's A Work in Progress . New books to add to your shelves,whether it is virtual or physical , is E.Lockhart's We Are Liars and Becky Albertalli's Simon vs The Homo Sapiens Agenda which by the way the filming is already done and the film. 4. Wrote 3 poems. I put my poetry skills to good use and wrote about being sad. 5.Excited by Halsey's new album HALSEY HALSEY HALSEY!!! She has a new album due to be released on June 2 just one month away two days after my birthday. She just released the tracklist on  twitter ...

Songs that you MAY want to listen to *laughs cause I made a pun*