DEWITTS BRYAN

it might have been at one or noon when i took three sips of  bluemoon  the first one big enough to fill a spoon the second one like a goon and as for the third one it was so soon this is what you get when you are too kind easily succumb to pressure and self control is left behind all of a sudden my path was hard to find and then i thought i was going blind  kissing the ground was not what i had in mind woke up surrounded by familiar faces in my living room surrounded by familiar vases the song playing was Lana Del Rey's Off The Races despite the move between the two places i was happy that my friends still had their graces i was lucky because no one else was around as i was dragged home safe and sound my friends told me that we were almost found— by our neighbour who had a face like a hound and they played it cool by being in the round never will i ever i do such a mistake  enough to put my life at stake since i had a shrunk liver the next morning when the sun was aw...

How many times have you ever said "...over my dead body"  "...not even in a million years" "I will never.." "Catch me dead if I..." And so on and so on. I usually swear in the morning that I will not do something but by the time it is like at noon. I find myself doing it.  That something can be; >texting >listening to music >taking selfies in the toilet >watching only ONE YouTube video >be happy But then I end up not living to my expectations by watching numerous videos. I am that type of person who goes to YouTube to watch a video by Caspar Lee and ten videos later I am watching videos on Pregnant Teens(yikes!!) So what I am trying to say is that. We cannot all stick to a plan that we made ourselves. Just when you make plans, God laughs . Not everything will fall into place the way you want it to be.  Years back, I quit social media saying I would never come back again. Look at me now tweeting and snapping my weirdness. The though...

Not all the things that I will mention are weird but it all depends with you level of weirdness 1. When that person I hate, farts in public and the everyone attacks him. 2. When the story of that same person  farting spreads around such that in 10 minutes everyone knows. 3. When I get to finish the last roll of tissue. 4. When I see my pal winning/slaying and I can't help but be proud. 5. When my friends support me. 6. When I get the last thing of everything that is good e.g the last slice of pizza . 7. When my revenge plan works out well. 8. When someone says "be like Bryan he is always good...." 9. When someone you hate dies in a series/Tv show/book/real life(just kidding) 10. When someone gets my sarcasm. 11. When I see my face as someone's profile picture that works only if you're my friend but if it is someone else then that is creepy. 12. When I win in an argument or when I diss someone to the point no comeback is applicable. 13. When I blame someone and I g...

I have always wanted to know why sometimes girls will all of sudden declare their hatred for guys. That is why I asked a question to a couple of my girl-friends and many of the answers that I got were similar.   So here is what I got after I asked them this question. 1. Men are liars "Men are the most dishonest beings on earth." — replies one girls They mostly lie to girls because they are insecure of not firing in to a girl's qualifications of an 'ideal' man. That's why, most of their lies are usually pleasant to a girl's ears since girls like what they hear rather than what they see. Take this for example: "Do I look overweight?" "No that dress looks good on you." What I learnt is that girls want someone who is honest all the time even if in that circumstance, lying can be seen as the better option. 2. Men are sex addicts "All that men want is sex"—one replies To girls, boys falling for them mostly likely means that they are...