Dewitts Bryan | Types of Texters

This post is inspired by the fact that I did a one week challenge with my BFF Laura where we were not to use Whatsapp for a whole week. And the experience is all worth it because you will end up knowing who your true friends are. So let me start:

1. The Caring Texters

These type of people who care about you. They are the ones who you wake up to their texts. They are the type who even on a busy day will still l

have time for you. They are also the ones whose messages put a smile on your face. They are there for you on a bad day. Even though they don't agree with you a 100% you still listen to their opinions without getting offended. These people will be the first people to know whether you succeeded or not. They are the first people to know the person who you will be dating. And if you are silent for a while they will call to make sure if you are alright. Such people need to be treasured and don't lose them. 

2. The Seasoned Texters

These are the people who you talk to everyday for a whole week before the conversation becomes extinguished. These type of people mostly are from your past and all they want is to keep track with your life and after that comes the inevitable silence. Such people are like saliva and you get used to them quickly and before you know them you are spitting them out. You will find that the texts end with K.

3. The "Oh, I don't double-text..."

Fuck you. Don't talk then. I am not forcing you to talk to me. Text me when you mature up.

4. The Gossip Texters

They will only text you when they want to get the dits on someone. If try to text them on a normal day when there is no juicy stories, you will end up regretting why you sent the text. Just wait for your reply on the 30th of February. Such people will be the first to bring down when there is a scandal even though you wanted to be kept anonymous. They don't have friends they are just pests sucking on people's lives. And when there is drama, they will be there.

5. The Type That Replies To a Text after 10 Million light years.

They usually leave people hanging whenever you try to ask them a question. Instead of telling you that they don't know the answer they will read your text and act like you never sent anything. They always expect you to be there when  they want something from you. But they will not be there for you when you need them. Please cut them off your life. Unless there excuse for the silence is valid like being in a boarding school or cases of phone theft and losing then I find no reason why you need to deliberately hurt yourself.

6. The Emoji Or AcronymTexters.

These people usually have something that they are doing whenever you are talking to them. So the quickest way they can reply is by emojis or emoticons or acronyms that you have never heard of.

7. The type that cant fit their text in one text 

These people send you texts where it is one sentence per text. They blow up your notifications and most of the time the conversation becomes confusing basically because they don't know to which text you are replying to.

8. Novel Texters

They text like a whole paragraph of something insignificant and expect you to read it all at once. Like are you serious, if the text overflows my screen then I won't read it. Sorry not sorry.

By the time I was finishing this the one week challenge had ended and I was the winner. Because she gave in after 1 day.