DEWITTS BRYAN

it might have been at one or noon when i took three sips of  bluemoon  the first one big enough to fill a spoon the second one like a goon and as for the third one it was so soon this is what you get when you are too kind easily succumb to pressure and self control is left behind all of a sudden my path was hard to find and then i thought i was going blind  kissing the ground was not what i had in mind woke up surrounded by familiar faces in my living room surrounded by familiar vases the song playing was Lana Del Rey's Off The Races despite the move between the two places i was happy that my friends still had their graces i was lucky because no one else was around as i was dragged home safe and sound my friends told me that we were almost found— by our neighbour who had a face like a hound and they played it cool by being in the round never will i ever i do such a mistake  enough to put my life at stake since i had a shrunk liver the next morning when the sun was aw...

How many times have you ever said "...over my dead body"  "...not even in a million years" "I will never.." "Catch me dead if I..." And so on and so on. I usually swear in the morning that I will not do something but by the time it is like at noon. I find myself doing it.  That something can be; >texting >listening to music >taking selfies in the toilet >watching only ONE YouTube video >be happy But then I end up not living to my expectations by watching numerous videos. I am that type of person who goes to YouTube to watch a video by Caspar Lee and ten videos later I am watching videos on Pregnant Teens(yikes!!) So what I am trying to say is that. We cannot all stick to a plan that we made ourselves. Just when you make plans, God laughs . Not everything will fall into place the way you want it to be.  Years back, I quit social media saying I would never come back again. Look at me now tweeting and snapping my weirdness. The though...

Not all the things that I will mention are weird but it all depends with you level of weirdness 1. When that person I hate, farts in public and the everyone attacks him. 2. When the story of that same person  farting spreads around such that in 10 minutes everyone knows. 3. When I get to finish the last roll of tissue. 4. When I see my pal winning/slaying and I can't help but be proud. 5. When my friends support me. 6. When I get the last thing of everything that is good e.g the last slice of pizza . 7. When my revenge plan works out well. 8. When someone says "be like Bryan he is always good...." 9. When someone you hate dies in a series/Tv show/book/real life(just kidding) 10. When someone gets my sarcasm. 11. When I see my face as someone's profile picture that works only if you're my friend but if it is someone else then that is creepy. 12. When I win in an argument or when I diss someone to the point no comeback is applicable. 13. When I blame someone and I g...

I have always wanted to know why sometimes girls will all of sudden declare their hatred for guys. That is why I asked a question to a couple of my girl-friends and many of the answers that I got were similar.   So here is what I got after I asked them this question. 1. Men are liars "Men are the most dishonest beings on earth." — replies one girls They mostly lie to girls because they are insecure of not firing in to a girl's qualifications of an 'ideal' man. That's why, most of their lies are usually pleasant to a girl's ears since girls like what they hear rather than what they see. Take this for example: "Do I look overweight?" "No that dress looks good on you." What I learnt is that girls want someone who is honest all the time even if in that circumstance, lying can be seen as the better option. 2. Men are sex addicts "All that men want is sex"—one replies To girls, boys falling for them mostly likely means that they are...

  Are you the Becky with a good hair? 1. Apart from listening to the album you probably watched it. 2. Told your friends who are into that type of music about it and they to had the same reaction cause the feeling is damn too contagious 3. You heard Blue Ivy's voice at the end  of Daddy's lessons saying "Good job B" and it was the most warming thing that you have heard  4. You tweeted lyrics of one of the songs. 5. You changed the display pic of any of your social media accounts to the Lemonade album art. 6. Probably attacked Rachel Roy or watched her getting attacked  7. The lemon or bee or both emojis are under your recently used emojis.  8. Probably seen what happened to Rachel Roy's Wikipedia page. 9. The question you ask yourself is who would cheat on Beyoncé.

I was among the many people who at the end of last year/beginning of this year said the famous common totally clichéd words that; "2016 is gonna be my year" Fact is, I say the same thing for all the years that have passed. Fact, they are never my year. Fact, this year aint different.😣 Four months into the year and I am already in shambles. Deep despair and lack of motivation. It feels like I am throwing in the towel to early. So you want to know what I have through for the past four months so here is a list of just the tip of the iceberg. • I was to blog fiction/Wattpad a book that I had in mind but it went down the drain • never got a job in places that I apllied for. • sold nothing on OLX •  RIP my laptop  • I was unable to blog daily • flanked KCSE  • the problem of having a 6 year old phone is that the experience is now depressing. I inherited it like 3 years ago. • my granny died. REST IN PEACE I could go on and on but i would rather keep some things to myself and w...

Last year I did a post where I was showing the App of the day that was Rookie Cam. The song that I was constantly jamming to was  Bitch Better Have my Money . At a time like this I was watching Youtube videos and I had just discovered Mylifeaseva and House of Halo . I was reading Papertowns  because the movie was to come out in July. And besides here are a bunch of awful pictures that I took on April 25,2015 . And these were my wallpapers; lockscreen and home screen respectively.

DewittsBryan: THINGS THAT I FIND ANNOYING

This post is inspired by the fact that I did a one week challenge with my BFF Laura where we were not to use Whatsapp for a whole week. And the experience is all worth it because you will end up knowing who your true friends are. So let me start: 1. The Caring Texters These type of people who care about you. They are the ones who you wake up to their texts. They are the type who even on a busy day will still l have time for you. They are also the ones whose messages put a smile on your face. They are there for you on a bad day. Even though they don't agree with you a 100% you still listen to their opinions without getting offended. These people will be the first people to know whether you succeeded or not. They are the first people to know the person who you will be dating. And if you are silent for a while they will call to make sure if you are alright. Such people need to be treasured and don't lose them.  2. The Seasoned Texters These are the people who you talk to everyday ...